From ea9fdad8c26c375f602fd72312cee4570ad52cf8 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Jean-Baptiste Kempf Date: Thu, 1 Oct 2009 21:56:47 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] Fortunes... --- doc/fortunes.txt | 11 +++++++++++ 1 file changed, 11 insertions(+) diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt index e3c8729f7d..93a58d67f4 100644 --- a/doc/fortunes.txt +++ b/doc/fortunes.txt @@ -889,3 +889,14 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god. < j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit? -- #videolan % +< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon +< TypX> buy better condoms +< gatty> o_O +< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber +< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber +< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though +< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant? +< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava? + -- #videolan +% + -- 2.39.2