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@@ -919,4 +919,77 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
 < pk> vlc should be recorded in guiness book of world records for command line options
  -- #videolan
 %
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+<xxcv> (wrong == right is still wrong right ?)
+ -- #videolan, Raffarin-attitude
+%
+< funman> is starcraft 1 better than starcraft 2, or much better than starcraft 2?
+< TypX> never tried the first one
+< funman> fuck you then
+< funman> the man who never played starcraft 1 is a virgin!
+< TypX> I'd say the man who is still playing starcraft 1 is still a virgin
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< sam> is there still a way to force the video decoder used by VLC? --codec no longer exists
+< mru> there's always butterflies
+< j-b> sam: --codec avcodec,none still works and exists
+< linkfanel> maybe sam is one branch ahead of us
+< j-b> very likely
+< xxcv> vlc-1.3 ?
+< ILEoo> vlc 2.0
+< ILEoo> like web 2.0
+< mru> someone is rewriting vlc in javascript?
+
+< sam> duh!
+< sam> j-b: you're right, I don't know what I smoked
+< mru> must've been good though, care to share it?
+< ILEoo> sam: hope you didn't smoke it all allready?
+< j-b> sam: I hope you could tell me what you smoked
+< sam> as a matter of fact, I know exactly what I smoked
+< sam> but it's not that good
+< linkfanel> you remember? i guess you didn't smoke enough of it
+< ILEoo> you smoked some capacitors from your motherboard? they're full of vitamins
+ -- #videolan, one _morning_
+%
+< mru> documentation only attracts users too stupid to rtfs
+ -- #videolan, speaking of documentation
+%
+"As already stated several times, libfluidsynth leaks memory like a Fukushima
+reactor leaks ionizing radiations."
+ -- courmisch, on forum.videolan.org
+%
+< courmisch> aww, I had a genius idea, and then I figured out it did not work
+ -- #videolan, maybe an evil plan?!?
+%
+< linkfanel> what am i supposed to mean?
+< mru> that is a very good question
+ -- #videolan, sunday philosophy
+%
+< jesuitx> consider unblocking safari. mac users are people too.
+ -- #videolan, it's a conspiracy!
+%
+< edwardw> ENOSAMPLES
+< j-b> edwardw: https://people.xiph.org/~tterribe/opus/multichannel/test-1-mono.opus
+< j-b> ENOEXCUSE
+< edwardw> Excuse e = new Excuse();
+< edwardw> e.useOn(j-b);
+< mru> argument-oriented programming?
+< mru> where functions are called demands, variables claims, and errors excuses
+< edwardw> j-b: "centred"
+< funman> try { edward.fixit(); }
+< funman> catch { jb.fixit(); }
+< mru> !jb
+< Hector4212> Fix it!
+< edwardw> finally { funman.runAway() }
+< TypX> finally { featureit(); }
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< courmisch> OSS needs an open device to enumerate devices.
+< courmisch> Because whenever something does not make sense, OSS does it.
+< courmisch> For further informations, refer to the chicken-and-egg problem.
+< funman> you never had to do with the french administration did you? :P
+< courmisch> no but the Finnish immigration process:
+< courmisch> work contract needs tax card
+< courmisch> tax card need residence registration
+< courmisch> residence registration needs work contract
+ -- #videolan, or why OSS is worse than Government administrations
+%