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@@ -967,3 +967,29 @@ reactor leaks ionizing radiations."
 < jesuitx> consider unblocking safari. mac users are people too.
  -- #videolan, it's a conspiracy!
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+< edwardw> ENOSAMPLES
+< j-b> edwardw: https://people.xiph.org/~tterribe/opus/multichannel/test-1-mono.opus
+< j-b> ENOEXCUSE
+< edwardw> Excuse e = new Excuse();
+< edwardw> e.useOn(j-b);
+< mru> argument-oriented programming?
+< mru> where functions are called demands, variables claims, and errors excuses
+< edwardw> j-b: "centred"
+< funman> try { edward.fixit(); }
+< funman> catch { jb.fixit(); }
+< mru> !jb
+< Hector4212> Fix it!
+< edwardw> finally { funman.runAway() }
+< TypX> finally { featureit(); }
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< courmisch> OSS needs an open device to enumerate devices.
+< courmisch> Because whenever something does not make sense, OSS does it.
+< courmisch> For further informations, refer to the chicken-and-egg problem.
+< funman> you never had to do with the french administration did you? :P
+< courmisch> no but the Finnish immigration process:
+< courmisch> work contract needs tax card
+< courmisch> tax card need residence registration
+< courmisch> residence registration needs work contract
+ -- #videolan, or why OSS is worse than Government administrations
+%