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-<sam> CHRISTIAN
-<sam> MARILLAT
-<sam> IS
-<sam> A
-<sam> COMPLETE
-<sam>  ____ ___ ____ _  ___   _ _____    _    ____    _ 
-<sam> |  _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / | | | ____|  / \  |  _ \  | |
-<sam> | | | | | |   | ' /| |_| |  _|   / _ \ | | | | | |
-<sam> | |_| | | |___| . \|  _  | |___ / ___ \| |_| | |_|
-<sam> |____/___\____|_|\_\_| |_|_____/_/   \_\____/  (_)
-<sam> 
-
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 <bozo> you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy
 <stef> _it_ came to me
 
@@ -857,3 +843,44 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
 < funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux
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+<kdubois> vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too?
+<thresh> yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me
+ -- #videolan
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+< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc
+< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke
+< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI
+< sam> because I know you like positive feedback
+< ivoire> mouarf
+< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback
+< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider
+< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can
+< ivoire> -x+w
+< sam> I see homosexuality as positive
+< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales
+< thedj> LMAO
+ -- #videolan
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+< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4...
+< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player
+%
+< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack.
+< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;)
+< thedj> that's one way :D
+< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha
+< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive
+< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites
+< sam> I saw that
+< thresh> wasnt me
+< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really
+ -- #videolan
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+< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him?
+< j-b> at work?
+< xtophe> without internet
+< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces...
+< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien
+< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual
+< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens???
+ -- #videolan
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