X-Git-Url: https://git.sesse.net/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=doc%2Ffortunes.txt;h=3cffae35d84fa87a21940d2ac251a8dd4c61fb36;hb=d4b31beafcd63a05406b7beb47a2660e450dbbbf;hp=c96ad3a2bcbabd1d4361b211601b02e5135ae8f6;hpb=0766ddd701827020ff51bd992e3889eb3269e408;p=vlc diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt index c96ad3a2bc..3cffae35d8 100644 --- a/doc/fortunes.txt +++ b/doc/fortunes.txt @@ -341,7 +341,8 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- #videolan % - at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to dance with me + at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to + dance with me do you think it means something ? Probably that she finally found someone that was worse at dancing than she @@ -638,3 +639,134 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- #videolan % +VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread! + + -- http://forum.videolan.org/ +% +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: HTTP/1.1 200 OK +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8 +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Cache-Control: no-cache +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-Length: 25 +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: -- +% + sam : could you delete FK_ from the access list ? + sure, why? + he's now known as feepk + ah, ok + I thought he was banned for sending a patch to mplayer + -- #videolan +% +< Dnumgis> Meuuh: munhoney is writing some fec system based on vlc +< Meuuh> Dnumgis : a fuck system ? I may be interested ! +< Dnumgis> Meuuh: still single? :) +< Meuuh> Dnumgis : and always will be + -- #videolan +% +* kinema loves VideoLAN. +< kinema> and it's developers +< funman> what is your sex ? ( i may be interested ) + -- #videolan +% +< thedj> mmm. +< thedj> (*&$%$!**%!)%#@!*O*%#@! +< thedj> this pisses me of +< dionoea> is that perl ? :) + -- #videolan +% + xtophe: look at it this way: + solve some bounties involving vlc and earn some extra money + use this money and your natural charm to get a girlfriend + make sure Meuuh sees it + Meuuh would become horribly jealous and try to repeat your trick + with great vigor and solve all remaining bugs with vlc + and the (vlc)world becomes a better place + Dnumgis_: do you have a girlfriend ? + j-b: not at the moment, no + Dnumgis_: so why don't you try this technick ? + j-b: I don't live close enough to Meuuh + thats some good norwegian reasoning + -- #videolan +% + of course when using sout-ts-es-id-pid you can't have any stream with + an id < 16 + so use fake-id=68 or whatever + it's illegal to use fake id + -- #videolan +% +< thedj> i need a girlfriend. that would make it so much easier not to do VLC :D +< j-b> thedj: how old are you ? +< j-b> thedj: you can buy cheap in Russia... :D Ask thresh +< thedj> lol +< thedj> haha. i'm rereading my line and it gets funier :D +< thedj> not to DO vlc :D +< thedj> i'd DO my girlfriend instead .. +< j-b> if you get one, could you get one for Meuuh +< thedj> yes. i see about bulk discount for the vlc devs :D + -- #videolan, one night, late, 0.8.6-test2 is just out... +% +< j-b> my mother is desperate because she thinks I am gay, because I haven't presented my gfs... +< thedj> j-b: i know the feeling +< LordRPI> my mother gets upset if I tell her I'm at a bar without a girl +< thedj> haha +< thedj> LordRPI: she fears you will turn into a lonely drunk +< thedj> roaming the city at night looking for a place to stay :D +< tumu> lonely drunk is good + -- #videolan, same night, 4:38 am + % +Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | i don't remember last time i saw a woman +< funman> :o( +< Meuuh> to good to miss +< funman> Meuuh: i was lying i live with my mother +< Meuuh> a mother is not generally considered a woman + -- #videolan +% + hi, how can i adjust the brightness? + olsen_: usually there is a nob on your monitor + -- #videolan +% +< Jastr> is there a way to see the rtp stream before it hits darwin? +< Dnumgis> Jastr: the rtp stream is a ninja assasin, you never see it + before it hits + -- #videolan +% + what is atsc ? + like dvb but in america + with packet measured in inches instead of mm + -- #videolan +% +13:35 < kwolf_> hello +13:35 < kwolf_> anyone here i can bug? :-) +[ monologue ... noone helps ] +14:01 < kwolf_> anyone? +14:03 < kwolf_> please *whine* +14:04 < kwolf_> i am a girl, i need help :-D +14:06 < Dnumgis> kwolf_: I'm a lonely geek who know your answer, are you good looking? + -- #videolan +% +< wereHamster> for (i=0;i<10;++i) printf("I'm a girl\n") +< wereHamster> am I a girl now? +< Dnumgis> wereHamster: you definitly need to send me a picture before I belive you :) +< Foxdie> live webcam ftw +< Dnumgis> Foxdie: right, I'll definitly need a live webcam to belive wereHamster is a girl +< Dnumgis> Foxdie: as a matter of fact all streaming related support requests here should be formulated as follows: "I'm a nice looking girl that have problems making my live webcam work" + -- #videolan +% + Working with video and audio coding/decoding is one of the most + tiresome, confusing experience I've ever had. + try anal sex next time + -- #videolan +% +< Bond493> Can anyone refer me to some documents which describe the VLC player internal? I'd + like to learn how to write a media player espcially on embedded platform. +< Dnumgis> Bond493: we keep this information secret in order to keep ahead of the competition + -- #videolan +% + < pdherbemont> :p j'aimerai bien être un peu plus polard parfois *sigh* + -- #videolan +% +< DiDjCodt> dionoea: /leave xxx ? +< dionoea> nah. Btw, i have a localised irssi. Using /qui j-b works the same was as /who j-b +< dionoea> really awesome +-!- thresh [n=popa3d@unaffiliated/thresh] has quit ["j-b"] + -- #videolan +%