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@@ -811,3 +811,42 @@ Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember la
 <ivoire> my parents push me out of the computer :(
   -- #videolan
 %
+VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
+  -- courmisch
+%
+<Meuuh> no one reads my documentation
+<Dnumgis> Meuuh: they see your name on it and naturally assume it must be out
+          dated
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<j-b> You don't have humour ?
+<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
+          expecting this movie to work
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
+< alesan> uff
+< alesan> see you tomorrow
+< alesan> :(
+-!- alesan [n=alesan@***.telecomitalia.it] has quit
+< dionoea> poor guy ...
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< d_anny> do u guys know how to remove cygwin
+< j-b> d_anny: suicide
+< d_anny> j-b: suicide , a command in cygwin ?
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<jkernsjr> guys..thats what I get when I try to run vlc as root
+<thresh> vlc -I dummy
+<jkernsjr> thanks for calling me dummy
+<jkernsjr> makes me feel warm and fuzzy
+<thresh> n/p
+<Meuuh> sorry, this is already in the fortunes
+<jkernsjr> still won't start
+<jkernsjr> and now I see dummy is one of the options
+<thresh> :)
+<jkernsjr> I really thought you were calling me dummy..sorry
+<Meuuh> ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes
+  -- #videolan
+%