X-Git-Url: https://git.sesse.net/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=doc%2Ffortunes.txt;h=614f6ee83f03b8d78a472510e0608c650fd7d16a;hb=e94917b177f089fdef0edb8920d564ea00ad3d0d;hp=fe67139b91743bbecd8da9421359de98ccfc5198;hpb=2799d36bc8abdc28df29a202acdb27223b25a7a7;p=vlc diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt index fe67139b91..614f6ee83f 100644 --- a/doc/fortunes.txt +++ b/doc/fortunes.txt @@ -1,4 +1,3 @@ -% intf: added `--vout' to playlist intf: added `dummy' to playlist @@ -229,11 +228,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- #videolan % - mais non henri, si on t'appréciait à la qualité de ton code, y'aurait - longtemps qu'on t'aurait fait bouffer de la strychnine - - -- #videolan -% BTW, the CVS version runs well on MacOS X, but the sound is a bit broken. ArkanumJ: sound is a bit broken everywhere I think @@ -314,10 +308,231 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- #videolan % - hal_3k: don't worry, I'll soon be replaced by a lib - henri: you'll be replaced by a lib? does the lib know how to - program? ;) - do you think henri knows ? :p + you want to be in a porn movie with me ? + are we well paid for doing that ? + ali : no but they say you take a lot of pleasure in that job + Meuuh: i know + + -- #videolan +% + I just listened through an entire ogg/vorbis file with vlc with no + audible problem whatsoever + but I don't get the time of the stream + gibalou: why don't I get the time? + because time does not exist + as Kant stated, our mind structures our perceptions so that we know a + priori that time is like a mathematical line, rendering time as a form + of conscious experience + Dnumgis: a few things are left to be implemented, like seeking, + stream length display, etc... + or you can listen to gibalou's dull explanation + + -- #videolan +% + Meuuh: rahh, p'in, t'as raison + je suis une merde... + axiome de videolan : j'ai *toujours* raison + + -- #videolan +% + ooooh + that's a pretty good idea + yeah, that's mine :) + + -- #videolan +% + at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to dance with me + do you think it means something ? + Probably that she finally found someone that was worse at dancing + than she + + -- #videolan +% + damn + why didn't you use LGPL? + why don't you use GPL? + + -- #videolan +% + dudes, you'll hate me again: bootstrap will now need an argument :) + sam: hate you already + sam: don't worry sam, we already hated you ;) + + -- #videolan +% + hi I've got some nice xxx videos, and I'd like to exchange with + anyone -- #videolan % + nah you have zip with password protection + that's not classified as DRM + where does DRM start? + I don't know, but I know where it ends : at my doorstep + + -- #videolan +% + jlj: what did you do? + I was like watching a few of my DVDs using unauthorized software under + the evil GNU/Linux operating system, and then my computer was, like, + beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, and then, like, all my computers + were confiscated, and I was like, nnnn? ... It's kind of ... a bummer. + + -- #videolan +% + et de toute façon ca sert a rien de coder sur vlc, ils changent tout a + chaque fois entre le moment ou on commence a écrire sa première ligne + de code et celui où on écrit la deuxième + + -- #c00lz +% +<_broomy-> then ill download the OS + that's illegal +<_broomy-> yep everything is illegal +<_broomy-> i bet u do illegal shit aswell + + -- #videolan +% + tiens, j'ai une idee pour les gens qui se plaignent que le site web + est pas traduit en grec antique + a chacun qui se plaint, tu lui proposes de le faire. s'il demande + encore pourquoi videolan ne le fait pas, tu lui files l'email du + precedent en disant c'est parce qu'il ne l'a pas fait :) + + -- #videolan +% + KKI: I was merely joking, ignore me :) + it is generally a good idea to ignore sam + + -- #videolan +% + p_input->stream.pp_areas ça commence à 0 ou à 1 ? + aaaah /* We start from 1 here since the default area 0 is reserved for + video_ts.vob */ + si c pas du code de porc ça mon bon monsieur + mais alors l'area 0 elle sert à rien ou quoi ? :) + ben pour le vcd à rien du tout, si je me souviens bien + à ben voila ma piste qui disparaissait pour les cda... + + -- #videolan, du code de pro +% + someone is not releasing a p_vout object correctly + it's not me + i was not there this afternoon +* Meuuh looks in his pockets + + -- #videolan +% + seriously though, out of curiosity: why are people working on + VideoLAN? It can't be to keep us BeOS people happy ;-) + world domination + didn't you get the memo ? + + -- #videolan +% + kali: j'ai raté mon train ... + ben je voulais partir en belgique ce matin + sam : a cause de la greve ou tu te reveilles ? + mais ç'aurait été une mauvaise idée ... + vu qu'en fait c'est la semaine prochaine le fosdem ! + + -- #videolan +% + tiens au fait y a des mauvais signal handlers dans le vlc ;P + je crois qu'il n'y a pas de bons ou de mauvais signal handlers + Ipkiss: ah ? + si je devais résumer le vlc aujourd'hui... + c'est un effort commun de gens qui aiment, qui dansent l'opensource + qui chantent l'opensource + + -- #c00lz +% + do you actually have soundsticks ? + want to see an image to believe it ? + then you can debug the soundsticks support + + -- #videolan +% + gang_bang12.avi + sound is ok but I don't really care + + -- #videolan +% + sounds perfectly normal + ah + very wrong, but normal in vlc + + -- #videolan +% +*** Meuuh has changed the topic on channel #videolan to "NO, we do not know + how to access Italian pay TVs, so don't ask" +*** [MaDog] (MaDog@host41-156.pool80180.interbusiness.it) has joined channel + #videolan +<[MaDog]> c'è qualcuno ????????? + read the topic +<[MaDog]> :) +<[MaDog]> xcuse me +*** Signoff: [MaDog] (Client Quit) + + -- #videolan +% + is there any centralien alive ? + i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris + + -- #videolan +% + i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;) + their make mess you mean ? + + -- #videolan +% + cdemarco: you can try with "-I dummy" + You mean I should call my computer names!? + + -- #videolan +% + sh-2.03# reboot + Segmentation fault + that's not good + + -- #videolan +% + pour votre punition, ça sera un bootstrap chacun :P + c'est reparti pour 20 min + c'est reparti pour 3 x 20 min + c'est reparti pour une modif de Makefile.am d'ici 20 min + + -- #videolan +% + im going to open a vlc fan club + and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users + + -- #videolan +% + any girls here with a webcam + + -- #videolan +% + 16K ChangeLog-1999 + 96K ChangeLog-2000 + 168K ChangeLog-2001 + 304K ChangeLog-2002 + 488K ChangeLog-2003 + conclusion: les dévs pipotent de plus en plus dans les messages de + commit + + -- #videolan +% +-!- kixx_ changed the topic of #videolan to: VLC 0.7.0 : + http://www.videolan.org/ | Fenrir ta cotiz ! + + -- #videolan +% + +< zorglub> vlc file1.mpg :start-time=300 :stop-time=420 --sout + file/ps:file2.mpg +< boggle> sgagers: use zorglubs command, it will copy the needed + timeslice to file2.mpeg +< sgagers> boggle: zorglubs is an utility of ffmpeg? + +%