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 <Meuuh> intf: added `--vout' to playlist
 <Meuuh> intf: added `dummy' to playlist
 
@@ -229,11 +228,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
 
   -- #videolan
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-<Meuuh> mais non henri, si on t'appréciait à la qualité de ton code, y'aurait
-        longtemps qu'on t'aurait fait bouffer de la strychnine
-
-  -- #videolan
-%
 <ArkanumJ> BTW, the CVS version runs well on MacOS X, but the sound is a bit
            broken. 
 <Dnumgis> ArkanumJ: sound is a bit broken everywhere I think
@@ -314,13 +308,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
 
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-<henrisson> hal_3k: don't worry, I'll soon be replaced by a lib
-<hal_3k> henri: you'll be replaced by a lib? does the lib know how to
-         program? ;)
-<Meuuh> do you think henri knows ? :p
-
-  -- #videolan
-%
 <Meuuh> you want to be in a porn movie with me ?
 <ali> are we well paid for doing that ?
 <Meuuh> ali : no but they say you take a lot of pleasure in that job
@@ -451,3 +438,111 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
 
   -- #videolan
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+<bbpig> tiens au fait y a des mauvais signal handlers dans le vlc ;P
+<Ipkiss> je crois qu'il n'y a pas de bons ou de mauvais signal handlers
+<bbpig> Ipkiss: ah ?
+<Ipkiss> si je devais résumer le vlc aujourd'hui...
+<tooney> c'est un effort commun de gens qui aiment, qui dansent l'opensource
+<tooney> qui chantent l'opensource
+
+  -- #c00lz
+%
+<Meuuh> do you actually have soundsticks ?
+<xtoph> want to see an image to believe it ?
+<Meuuh> then you can debug the soundsticks support
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Meuuh> gang_bang12.avi
+<Meuuh> sound is ok but I don't really care
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Dnumgis> sounds perfectly normal
+<tooney> ah
+<Dnumgis> very wrong, but normal in vlc
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+*** Meuuh has changed the topic on channel #videolan to "NO, we do not know
+    how to access Italian pay TVs, so don't ask"
+*** [MaDog] (MaDog@host41-156.pool80180.interbusiness.it) has joined channel
+    #videolan
+<[MaDog]> c'è qualcuno ?????????
+<Meuuh> read the topic
+<[MaDog]> :)
+<[MaDog]> xcuse me
+*** Signoff: [MaDog] (Client Quit)
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Xtophe> is there any centralien alive ?
+<thedj> i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<thedj> i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;)
+<gibalou> their make mess you mean ?
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<alexis> cdemarco: you can try with "-I dummy"
+<cdemarco> You mean I should call my computer names!?
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<JediMaster> sh-2.03# reboot
+<JediMaster> Segmentation fault
+<JediMaster> that's not good
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<sam> pour votre punition, ça sera un bootstrap chacun :P
+<titer> c'est reparti pour 20 min
+<gibalou> c'est reparti pour 3 x 20 min
+<sam> c'est reparti pour une modif de Makefile.am d'ici 20 min
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Purge> im going to open a vlc fan club
+<Purge> and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<maleki> any girls here with a webcam
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<sam> 16K     ChangeLog-1999
+<sam> 96K     ChangeLog-2000
+<sam> 168K    ChangeLog-2001
+<sam> 304K    ChangeLog-2002
+<sam> 488K    ChangeLog-2003
+<zorglub> conclusion: les dévs pipotent de plus en plus dans les messages de
+          commit
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+-!- kixx_ changed the topic of #videolan to: VLC 0.7.0 :
+          http://www.videolan.org/ | Fenrir ta cotiz !
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+
+< zorglub> vlc file1.mpg :start-time=300 :stop-time=420 --sout 
+                    file/ps:file2.mpg
+< boggle> sgagers: use zorglubs command, it will copy the needed 
+                   timeslice to file2.mpeg
+< sgagers> boggle: zorglubs is an utility of ffmpeg?
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Golf3r_1> hello
+<Golf3r_1> any place where I can get golf videos ?
+<E-bola> lol
+<E-bola> are u serious?
+<Golf3r_1> fuk off
+*** Signoff: Golf3r_1 ("Leaving")
+
+  -- #videolan
+%