X-Git-Url: https://git.sesse.net/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=doc%2Ffortunes.txt;h=7af400fe3443b66a80a4d2d52906b418b7733856;hb=HEAD;hp=f53d232c1c8bf30bd2d26b32b040163c9b5d21b0;hpb=6f6d891fc42bbbae7c942f5c4716c9b3e1668e4d;p=vlc diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt index f53d232c1c..7af400fe34 100644 --- a/doc/fortunes.txt +++ b/doc/fortunes.txt @@ -76,20 +76,6 @@ -- #videolan % - CHRISTIAN - MARILLAT - IS - A - COMPLETE - ____ ___ ____ _ ___ _ _____ _ ____ _ - | _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / | | | ____| / \ | _ \ | | - | | | | | | | ' /| |_| | _| / _ \ | | | | | | - | |_| | | |___| . \| _ | |___ / ___ \| |_| | |_| - |____/___\____|_|\_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\____/ (_) - - - -- #videolan -% you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy _it_ came to me @@ -861,3 +847,78 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god. yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me -- #videolan % +< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc +< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke +< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI +< sam> because I know you like positive feedback +< ivoire> mouarf +< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback +< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider +< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can +< ivoire> -x+w +< sam> I see homosexuality as positive +< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales +< thedj> LMAO + -- #videolan +% +< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4... +< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player +% +< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack. +< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;) +< thedj> that's one way :D +< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha +< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive +< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites +< sam> I saw that +< thresh> wasnt me +< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really + -- #videolan +% +< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him? +< j-b> at work? +< xtophe> without internet +< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces... +< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien +< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual +< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens??? + -- #videolan +% +< thedj> lloyd: i'd use CSA, simple and no nonsense. +< lloyd> i like simple and no nonsense.. like us brits.. not overly dramatic or noisy.. +< j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit? + -- #videolan +% +< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon +< TypX> buy better condoms +< gatty> o_O +< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber +< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber +< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though +< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant? +< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava? + -- #videolan +% +< funman> some program for fun +< funman> some program for profit +< funman> i program for beers +< funman> gtg + -- #videolan +% +< xand_> guys how can i force ffplay to use avcodec ? + -- #videolan +% +< nefrir> btw, anyone *really* opposed to temporary (1 month at most) breakage of video splitter (wall, clone, panoramix) and some vout filters (ie some mode of deinterlacing, opencv, autocrop) in master ? +< j-b> NO +< j-b> nefrir: seriously, if people care, they can branch +< Dark_Shikari> isn't this what local branches are for? +< j-b> Dark_Shikari: indeed. But you could consider master as nefrir 's local branch :) +< Dark_Shikari> lol + -- #videolan +% +< pk> vlc should be recorded in guiness book of world records for command line options + -- #videolan +% + (wrong == right is still wrong right ?) + -- #videolan, Raffarin-attitude +%