X-Git-Url: https://git.sesse.net/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=doc%2Ffortunes.txt;h=7af400fe3443b66a80a4d2d52906b418b7733856;hb=c60652e38ac6afd74bd8225e9dae5406f13aaa4f;hp=444c58532d73f7a1c6896fa4d226a1823bbddce3;hpb=ca827aa8fe039bcf6a00a565a3b5055440bb8b45;p=vlc diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt index 444c58532d..7af400fe34 100644 --- a/doc/fortunes.txt +++ b/doc/fortunes.txt @@ -76,20 +76,6 @@ -- #videolan % - CHRISTIAN - MARILLAT - IS - A - COMPLETE - ____ ___ ____ _ ___ _ _____ _ ____ _ - | _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / | | | ____| / \ | _ \ | | - | | | | | | | ' /| |_| | _| / _ \ | | | | | | - | |_| | | |___| . \| _ | |___ / ___ \| |_| | |_| - |____/___\____|_|\_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\____/ (_) - - - -- #videolan -% you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy _it_ came to me @@ -782,3 +768,157 @@ Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | i don't remember la exemple "regarde il fait planter mon vlc" % +< funman> {1} Active Tickets (490 matches) +< funman> i disconnect before 500 is reached +-!- FoX_ [i=FoX@nat/ecp/x-1a0545f92a4d3c50] has quit [Remote closed the connection] +-!- zorglub [i=zorglub@nat/ecp/x-61892e92340285ff] has quit [Remote closed the connection] +-!- bigben [i=bigben@nat/ecp/x-1e86f79de0c1cdc9] has quit [Remote closed the connection] +-!- ipkiss [i=ipkiss@nat/ecp/x-31e3605240c16dc6] has quit [Remote closed the connection] +-!- Dimar [i=Dimar@nat/ecp/x-d24991bac9f169c9] has quit [Remote closed the connection] +< whyz> were those your fakenicks funman? +< funman> i hit the wrong button sorry +< whyz> :O + -- #videolan +% +< Mr_Mirsal> ./bootstrap +< StFS> trying that now +< StFS> damn this takes long. :-/ +< thresh> good things always take long time + -- #videolan +% +< Mr_Mirsal> Oh, btw, I request a fortunes.txt update... +< thresh> Mr_Mirsal: commit ! +< Mr_Mirsal> thresh: Eh ! I can't. +< thresh> and i don't want to be a developer who only develops fortunes! :) + -- #videolan +% + ivoire: ? + Quovodis: sorry + my parents push me out of the computer :( + -- #videolan +% +VLC development is NOT about being a sed god. + -- courmisch +% + no one reads my documentation + Meuuh: they see your name on it and naturally assume it must be out + dated + -- #videolan +% + You don't have humour ? + what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me + expecting this movie to work + -- #videolan +% +< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her +< alesan> uff +< alesan> see you tomorrow +< alesan> :( +-!- alesan [n=alesan@***.telecomitalia.it] has quit +< dionoea> poor guy ... + -- #videolan +% +< d_anny> do u guys know how to remove cygwin +< j-b> d_anny: suicide +< d_anny> j-b: suicide , a command in cygwin ? + -- #videolan +% + guys..thats what I get when I try to run vlc as root + vlc -I dummy + thanks for calling me dummy + makes me feel warm and fuzzy + n/p + sorry, this is already in the fortunes + still won't start + and now I see dummy is one of the options + :) + I really thought you were calling me dummy..sorry + ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes + -- #videolan +% +< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille? +< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi +< dionoea> kewl :) +< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ? +< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux + -- #vd +% + vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too? + yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me + -- #videolan +% +< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc +< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke +< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI +< sam> because I know you like positive feedback +< ivoire> mouarf +< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback +< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider +< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can +< ivoire> -x+w +< sam> I see homosexuality as positive +< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales +< thedj> LMAO + -- #videolan +% +< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4... +< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player +% +< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack. +< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;) +< thedj> that's one way :D +< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha +< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive +< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites +< sam> I saw that +< thresh> wasnt me +< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really + -- #videolan +% +< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him? +< j-b> at work? +< xtophe> without internet +< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces... +< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien +< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual +< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens??? + -- #videolan +% +< thedj> lloyd: i'd use CSA, simple and no nonsense. +< lloyd> i like simple and no nonsense.. like us brits.. not overly dramatic or noisy.. +< j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit? + -- #videolan +% +< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon +< TypX> buy better condoms +< gatty> o_O +< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber +< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber +< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though +< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant? +< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava? + -- #videolan +% +< funman> some program for fun +< funman> some program for profit +< funman> i program for beers +< funman> gtg + -- #videolan +% +< xand_> guys how can i force ffplay to use avcodec ? + -- #videolan +% +< nefrir> btw, anyone *really* opposed to temporary (1 month at most) breakage of video splitter (wall, clone, panoramix) and some vout filters (ie some mode of deinterlacing, opencv, autocrop) in master ? +< j-b> NO +< j-b> nefrir: seriously, if people care, they can branch +< Dark_Shikari> isn't this what local branches are for? +< j-b> Dark_Shikari: indeed. But you could consider master as nefrir 's local branch :) +< Dark_Shikari> lol + -- #videolan +% +< pk> vlc should be recorded in guiness book of world records for command line options + -- #videolan +% + (wrong == right is still wrong right ?) + -- #videolan, Raffarin-attitude +%