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-<sam> CHRISTIAN
-<sam> MARILLAT
-<sam> IS
-<sam> A
-<sam> COMPLETE
-<sam>  ____ ___ ____ _  ___   _ _____    _    ____    _ 
-<sam> |  _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / | | | ____|  / \  |  _ \  | |
-<sam> | | | | | |   | ' /| |_| |  _|   / _ \ | | | | | |
-<sam> | |_| | | |___| . \|  _  | |___ / ___ \| |_| | |_|
-<sam> |____/___\____|_|\_\_| |_|_____/_/   \_\____/  (_)
-<sam> 
-
-  -- #videolan
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 <bozo> you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy
 <stef> _it_ came to me
 
@@ -875,3 +861,64 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
 < thedj> LMAO
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+< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4...
+< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player
+%
+< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack.
+< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;)
+< thedj> that's one way :D
+< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha
+< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive
+< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites
+< sam> I saw that
+< thresh> wasnt me
+< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him?
+< j-b> at work?
+< xtophe> without internet
+< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces...
+< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien
+< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual
+< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens???
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< thedj> lloyd: i'd use CSA, simple and no nonsense.
+< lloyd> i like simple and no nonsense.. like us brits.. not overly dramatic or noisy..
+< j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit?
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon
+< TypX> buy better condoms
+< gatty> o_O
+< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber
+< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber
+< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though
+< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant?
+< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava?
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< funman> some program for fun
+< funman> some program for profit
+< funman> i program for beers
+< funman> gtg
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< xand_> guys how can i force ffplay to use avcodec ?
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< nefrir> btw, anyone *really* opposed to temporary (1 month at most) breakage of video splitter (wall, clone, panoramix) and some vout filters (ie some mode of deinterlacing, opencv, autocrop) in master ?
+< j-b> NO
+< j-b> nefrir: seriously, if people care, they can branch
+< Dark_Shikari> isn't this what local branches are for?
+< j-b> Dark_Shikari: indeed. But you could consider master as nefrir 's local branch :)
+< Dark_Shikari> lol
+ -- #videolan
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+< pk> vlc should be recorded in guiness book of world records for command line options
+ -- #videolan
+%
+<xxcv> (wrong == right is still wrong right ?)
+ -- #videolan, Raffarin-attitude
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