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@@ -889,3 +889,36 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
 < j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit?
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+< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon
+< TypX> buy better condoms
+< gatty> o_O
+< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber
+< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber
+< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though
+< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant?
+< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava?
+ -- #videolan
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+< funman> some program for fun
+< funman> some program for profit
+< funman> i program for beers
+< funman> gtg
+ -- #videolan
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+< xand_> guys how can i force ffplay to use avcodec ?
+ -- #videolan
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+< nefrir> btw, anyone *really* opposed to temporary (1 month at most) breakage of video splitter (wall, clone, panoramix) and some vout filters (ie some mode of deinterlacing, opencv, autocrop) in master ?
+< j-b> NO
+< j-b> nefrir: seriously, if people care, they can branch
+< Dark_Shikari> isn't this what local branches are for?
+< j-b> Dark_Shikari: indeed. But you could consider master as nefrir 's local branch :)
+< Dark_Shikari> lol
+ -- #videolan
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+< pk> vlc should be recorded in guiness book of world records for command line options
+ -- #videolan
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+<xxcv> (wrong == right is still wrong right ?)
+ -- #videolan, Raffarin-attitude
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