X-Git-Url: https://git.sesse.net/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=doc%2Ffortunes.txt;h=9b4b97317078e8d9ffdee3f07d2319b83560cb9a;hb=9ce1ad72d1ef266841bd6976cb61a2a4bc1cf7c7;hp=8da11d48bee342353efbf2b8e7ec22bfe04ab138;hpb=781ebbeb0613179456b0c60d383d6e4b0e794742;p=vlc diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt index 8da11d48be..9b4b973170 100644 --- a/doc/fortunes.txt +++ b/doc/fortunes.txt @@ -76,20 +76,6 @@ -- #videolan % - CHRISTIAN - MARILLAT - IS - A - COMPLETE - ____ ___ ____ _ ___ _ _____ _ ____ _ - | _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / | | | ____| / \ | _ \ | | - | | | | | | | ' /| |_| | _| / _ \ | | | | | | - | |_| | | |___| . \| _ | |___ / ___ \| |_| | |_| - |____/___\____|_|\_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\____/ (_) - - - -- #videolan -% you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy _it_ came to me @@ -811,3 +797,170 @@ Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | i don't remember la my parents push me out of the computer :( -- #videolan % +VLC development is NOT about being a sed god. + -- courmisch +% + no one reads my documentation + Meuuh: they see your name on it and naturally assume it must be out + dated + -- #videolan +% + You don't have humour ? + what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me + expecting this movie to work + -- #videolan +% +< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her +< alesan> uff +< alesan> see you tomorrow +< alesan> :( +-!- alesan [n=alesan@***.telecomitalia.it] has quit +< dionoea> poor guy ... + -- #videolan +% +< d_anny> do u guys know how to remove cygwin +< j-b> d_anny: suicide +< d_anny> j-b: suicide , a command in cygwin ? + -- #videolan +% + guys..thats what I get when I try to run vlc as root + vlc -I dummy + thanks for calling me dummy + makes me feel warm and fuzzy + n/p + sorry, this is already in the fortunes + still won't start + and now I see dummy is one of the options + :) + I really thought you were calling me dummy..sorry + ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes + -- #videolan +% +< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille? +< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi +< dionoea> kewl :) +< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ? +< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux + -- #vd +% + vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too? + yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me + -- #videolan +% +< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc +< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke +< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI +< sam> because I know you like positive feedback +< ivoire> mouarf +< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback +< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider +< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can +< ivoire> -x+w +< sam> I see homosexuality as positive +< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales +< thedj> LMAO + -- #videolan +% +< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4... +< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player +% +< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack. +< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;) +< thedj> that's one way :D +< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha +< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive +< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites +< sam> I saw that +< thresh> wasnt me +< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really + -- #videolan +% +< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him? +< j-b> at work? +< xtophe> without internet +< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces... +< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien +< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual +< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens??? + -- #videolan +% +< thedj> lloyd: i'd use CSA, simple and no nonsense. +< lloyd> i like simple and no nonsense.. like us brits.. not overly dramatic or noisy.. +< j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit? + -- #videolan +% +< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon +< TypX> buy better condoms +< gatty> o_O +< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber +< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber +< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though +< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant? +< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava? + -- #videolan +% +< funman> some program for fun +< funman> some program for profit +< funman> i program for beers +< funman> gtg + -- #videolan +% +< xand_> guys how can i force ffplay to use avcodec ? + -- #videolan +% +< nefrir> btw, anyone *really* opposed to temporary (1 month at most) breakage of video splitter (wall, clone, panoramix) and some vout filters (ie some mode of deinterlacing, opencv, autocrop) in master ? +< j-b> NO +< j-b> nefrir: seriously, if people care, they can branch +< Dark_Shikari> isn't this what local branches are for? +< j-b> Dark_Shikari: indeed. But you could consider master as nefrir 's local branch :) +< Dark_Shikari> lol + -- #videolan +% +< pk> vlc should be recorded in guiness book of world records for command line options + -- #videolan +% + (wrong == right is still wrong right ?) + -- #videolan, Raffarin-attitude +% +< funman> is starcraft 1 better than starcraft 2, or much better than starcraft 2? +< TypX> never tried the first one +< funman> fuck you then +< funman> the man who never played starcraft 1 is a virgin! +< TypX> I'd say the man who is still playing starcraft 1 is still a virgin + -- #videolan +% +< sam> is there still a way to force the video decoder used by VLC? --codec no longer exists +< mru> there's always butterflies +< j-b> sam: --codec avcodec,none still works and exists +< linkfanel> maybe sam is one branch ahead of us +< j-b> very likely +< xxcv> vlc-1.3 ? +< ILEoo> vlc 2.0 +< ILEoo> like web 2.0 +< mru> someone is rewriting vlc in javascript? + +< sam> duh! +< sam> j-b: you're right, I don't know what I smoked +< mru> must've been good though, care to share it? +< ILEoo> sam: hope you didn't smoke it all allready? +< j-b> sam: I hope you could tell me what you smoked +< sam> as a matter of fact, I know exactly what I smoked +< sam> but it's not that good +< linkfanel> you remember? i guess you didn't smoke enough of it +< ILEoo> you smoked some capacitors from your motherboard? they're full of vitamins + -- #videolan, one _morning_ +% +< mru> documentation only attracts users too stupid to rtfs + -- #videolan, speaking of documentation +% +"As already stated several times, libfluidsynth leaks memory like a Fukushima +reactor leaks ionizing radiations." + -- courmisch, on forum.videolan.org +% +< courmisch> aww, I had a genius idea, and then I figured out it did not work + -- #videolan, maybe an evil plan?!? +% +< linkfanel> what am i supposed to mean? +< mru> that is a very good question + -- #videolan, sunday philosophy +%