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@@ -473,15 +473,16 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
 <[MaDog]> :)
 <[MaDog]> xcuse me
 *** Signoff: [MaDog] (Client Quit)
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-13:53 < Xtophe> is there any centralien alive ?
-13:54 < thedj> i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris
+<Xtophe> is there any centralien alive ?
+<thedj> i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris
 
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-00:12 < thedj> i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;)
-00:13 < gibalou> their make mess you mean ?
+<thedj> i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;)
+<gibalou> their make mess you mean ?
 
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@@ -490,9 +491,40 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
 
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-17:07 < JediMaster> sh-2.03# reboot
-17:07 < JediMaster> Segmentation fault
-17:07 < JediMaster> that's not good
+<JediMaster> sh-2.03# reboot
+<JediMaster> Segmentation fault
+<JediMaster> that's not good
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+<sam> pour votre punition, ça sera un bootstrap chacun :P
+<titer> c'est reparti pour 20 min
+<gibalou> c'est reparti pour 3 x 20 min
+<sam> c'est reparti pour une modif de Makefile.am d'ici 20 min
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+<Purge> im going to open a vlc fan club
+<Purge> and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users
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+<maleki> any girls here with a webcam
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+<sam> 16K     ChangeLog-1999
+<sam> 96K     ChangeLog-2000
+<sam> 168K    ChangeLog-2001
+<sam> 304K    ChangeLog-2002
+<sam> 488K    ChangeLog-2003
+<zorglub> conclusion: les dévs pipotent de plus en plus dans les messages de
+          commit
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+-!- kixx_ changed the topic of #videolan to: VLC 0.7.0 :
+          http://www.videolan.org/ | Fenrir ta cotiz !
 
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