X-Git-Url: https://git.sesse.net/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=doc%2Ffortunes.txt;h=c0be47561b0bc07a70af56a9f8e64b2fad1a6d75;hb=d32fd7e1dce9518870be49628bd7b17a4f74835f;hp=b796bd0061409b94e5523283d8b3dc91a1ca3bb8;hpb=916c69e30e8fea86787a4ef04eff48a80f816cd8;p=vlc diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt index b796bd0061..c0be47561b 100644 --- a/doc/fortunes.txt +++ b/doc/fortunes.txt @@ -341,7 +341,8 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- #videolan % - at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to dance with me + at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to + dance with me do you think it means something ? Probably that she finally found someone that was worse at dancing than she @@ -528,3 +529,194 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- #videolan % + +< zorglub> vlc file1.mpg :start-time=300 :stop-time=420 --sout + file/ps:file2.mpg +< boggle> sgagers: use zorglubs command, it will copy the needed + timeslice to file2.mpeg +< sgagers> boggle: zorglubs is an utility of ffmpeg? + + -- #videolan +% + hello + any place where I can get golf videos ? + lol + are u serious? + fuk off +*** Signoff: Golf3r_1 ("Leaving") + + -- #videolan +% + and what's the news ? + Mac OS 10.2 and 10.3 support hopefully + Win98 maybe + haven't had any chance to test it ? + I need to send a new version to a tester + hire him meuuh :P + E-bola : we already did :p + ahhh + lol + + -- #videolan +% +*** Bond470 (n=3e30a4ee@krishna.via.ecp.fr) has joined channel #videolan + olas + ;) + dionoea ? + lisboa + e tu? + + -- #videolan +% + lol, fen is a la(i)mer + fen [n=laimar@217.167.236.61] + + -- #videolan +% + what is all the fortune.txt stuff? + some internal french joke? + lol + ohh chan quotes + wtf im in it lol + + -- #videolan +% + gibalou: y'a un doc quelque part qui explique un peu plus le format + real ou fen a fait le demux directement en lisant des dumps / le + demuxer de mplayer ? + zorglub: la meilleure doc c'est le code de mplayer/xine + c'est bien ce que je craignais :) + j'ai pas regardé xine ceci dit + c'est plus agréable à lire que mplayer + mouahaha + non rien. + ah bah si quand même + tu veux dire que les variables ont un nom qui reflète ce qu'elles + font ? + avoir des noms de variables qu'on peut prononcer nuit fortement à la + lisibilité car cela détourne l'attention du vrai code, constitué des + mots-clés du langage et des divers opérateurs + j'appelle mes variables Illl, lIll, lIlI, IllI, IlII, etc. + -- #videolan +% +20:47:12 < glspi> can you get rid of the wxwidgets interface and only show the + video somehow? +20:47:17 < zorglub> -I dummy +20:50:10 < glspi> -I didn't work btw, in windows at least +20:52:28 < glspi> i don't see it in interface/general either! ahhh :( +20:58:46 < glspi> ok i thought you were calling ME dummy, not saying use -I + dummy :p + -- #videolan +% +-!- Bond631 [n=548d9042@krishna.via.ecp.fr] has joined #videolan + hi + how to activate hotkeys? +-!- Bond631 [n=548d9042@krishna.via.ecp.fr] has quit [Client Quit] + I think Bond631 found the hotkey for quit + + -- #videolan +% +< dionoea> http://nightlies.videolan.org +< arakis> lol....sounds like a porn site!!! + + -- #videolan +% +-!- tumu [n=tumu@GYKMDCCCXXIX.dsl.saunalahti.fi] has quit ["~"] +* Dnumgis notes that tumu must be one of very few with dsl in their sauna + + -- #videolan +% + thedj: gibalou quits officially, or has he just generally + disappeared? + he's probably getting married or something even worse :( + + -- #videolan +% + kee-un: you need to slap zorglub + kee-un: oups no i'm telling a lie + xtophe: too late, I slapped him + xtophe: I'm sure he deserved it for something else anyway + + -- #videolan +% +VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread! + + -- http://forum.videolan.org/ +% +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: HTTP/1.1 200 OK +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8 +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Cache-Control: no-cache +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-Length: 25 +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: -- +% + sam : could you delete FK_ from the access list ? + sure, why? + he's now known as feepk + ah, ok + I thought he was banned for sending a patch to mplayer + -- #videolan +% +< Dnumgis> Meuuh: munhoney is writing some fec system based on vlc +< Meuuh> Dnumgis : a fuck system ? I may be interested ! +< Dnumgis> Meuuh: still single? :) +< Meuuh> Dnumgis : and always will be + -- #videolan +% +* kinema loves VideoLAN. +< kinema> and it's developers +< funman> what is your sex ? ( i may be interested ) + -- #videolan +% +< thedj> mmm. +< thedj> (*&$%$!**%!)%#@!*O*%#@! +< thedj> this pisses me of +< dionoea> is that perl ? :) + -- #videolan +% + xtophe: look at it this way: + solve some bounties involving vlc and earn some extra money + use this money and your natural charm to get a girlfriend + make sure Meuuh sees it + Meuuh would become horribly jealous and try to repeat your trick + with great vigor and solve all remaining bugs with vlc + and the (vlc)world becomes a better place + Dnumgis_: do you have a girlfriend ? + j-b: not at the moment, no + Dnumgis_: so why don't you try this technick ? + j-b: I don't live close enough to Meuuh + thats some good norwegian reasoning + -- #videolan +% + of course when using sout-ts-es-id-pid you can't have any stream with + an id < 16 + so use fake-id=68 or whatever + it's illegal to use fake id + -- #videolan +% +< thedj> i need a girlfriend. that would make it so much easier not to do VLC :D +< j-b> thedj: how old are you ? +< j-b> thedj: you can buy cheap in Russia... :D Ask thresh +< thedj> lol +< thedj> haha. i'm rereading my line and it gets funier :D +< thedj> not to DO vlc :D +< thedj> i'd DO my girlfriend instead .. +< j-b> if you get one, could you get one for Meuuh +< thedj> yes. i see about bulk discount for the vlc devs :D + -- #videolan, one night, late, 0.8.6-test2 is just out... +% +< j-b> my mother is desperate because she thinks I am gay, because I haven't presented my gfs... +< thedj> j-b: i know the feeling +< LordRPI> my mother gets upset if I tell her I'm at a bar without a girl +< thedj> haha +< thedj> LordRPI: she fears you will turn into a lonely drunk +< thedj> roaming the city at night looking for a place to stay :D +< tumu> lonely drunk is good + -- #videolan, same night, 4:38 am + % +Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | i don't remember last time i saw a woman +< funman> :o( +< Meuuh> to good to miss +< funman> Meuuh: i was lying i live with my mother +< Meuuh> a mother is not generally considered a woman + -- #videolan +%