X-Git-Url: https://git.sesse.net/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=doc%2Ffortunes.txt;h=ce5a69ddde83605158514249b9d87147dc4c9fb4;hb=059c0ff3b7791ce45cefdcbf0c5be405ef4059e5;hp=77e417ee14cb1c4272cf66bfbeadb44ccb7d33e8;hpb=f557ba546905693863e0ee63799db0a63eed1c00;p=vlc diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt index 77e417ee14..ce5a69ddde 100644 --- a/doc/fortunes.txt +++ b/doc/fortunes.txt @@ -1,4 +1,3 @@ -% intf: added `--vout' to playlist intf: added `dummy' to playlist @@ -229,11 +228,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- #videolan % - mais non henri, si on t'appréciait à la qualité de ton code, y'aurait - longtemps qu'on t'aurait fait bouffer de la strychnine - - -- #videolan -% BTW, the CVS version runs well on MacOS X, but the sound is a bit broken. ArkanumJ: sound is a bit broken everywhere I think @@ -314,13 +308,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- #videolan % - hal_3k: don't worry, I'll soon be replaced by a lib - henri: you'll be replaced by a lib? does the lib know how to - program? ;) - do you think henri knows ? :p - - -- #videolan -% you want to be in a porn movie with me ? are we well paid for doing that ? ali : no but they say you take a lot of pleasure in that job @@ -419,3 +406,245 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. -- #videolan % + p_input->stream.pp_areas ça commence à 0 ou à 1 ? + aaaah /* We start from 1 here since the default area 0 is reserved for + video_ts.vob */ + si c pas du code de porc ça mon bon monsieur + mais alors l'area 0 elle sert à rien ou quoi ? :) + ben pour le vcd à rien du tout, si je me souviens bien + à ben voila ma piste qui disparaissait pour les cda... + + -- #videolan, du code de pro +% + someone is not releasing a p_vout object correctly + it's not me + i was not there this afternoon +* Meuuh looks in his pockets + + -- #videolan +% + seriously though, out of curiosity: why are people working on + VideoLAN? It can't be to keep us BeOS people happy ;-) + world domination + didn't you get the memo ? + + -- #videolan +% + kali: j'ai raté mon train ... + ben je voulais partir en belgique ce matin + sam : a cause de la greve ou tu te reveilles ? + mais ç'aurait été une mauvaise idée ... + vu qu'en fait c'est la semaine prochaine le fosdem ! + + -- #videolan +% + tiens au fait y a des mauvais signal handlers dans le vlc ;P + je crois qu'il n'y a pas de bons ou de mauvais signal handlers + Ipkiss: ah ? + si je devais résumer le vlc aujourd'hui... + c'est un effort commun de gens qui aiment, qui dansent l'opensource + qui chantent l'opensource + + -- #c00lz +% + do you actually have soundsticks ? + want to see an image to believe it ? + then you can debug the soundsticks support + + -- #videolan +% + gang_bang12.avi + sound is ok but I don't really care + + -- #videolan +% + sounds perfectly normal + ah + very wrong, but normal in vlc + + -- #videolan +% +*** Meuuh has changed the topic on channel #videolan to "NO, we do not know + how to access Italian pay TVs, so don't ask" +*** [MaDog] (MaDog@host41-156.pool80180.interbusiness.it) has joined channel + #videolan +<[MaDog]> c'è qualcuno ????????? + read the topic +<[MaDog]> :) +<[MaDog]> xcuse me +*** Signoff: [MaDog] (Client Quit) + + -- #videolan +% + is there any centralien alive ? + i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris + + -- #videolan +% + i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;) + their make mess you mean ? + + -- #videolan +% + cdemarco: you can try with "-I dummy" + You mean I should call my computer names!? + + -- #videolan +% + sh-2.03# reboot + Segmentation fault + that's not good + + -- #videolan +% + pour votre punition, ça sera un bootstrap chacun :P + c'est reparti pour 20 min + c'est reparti pour 3 x 20 min + c'est reparti pour une modif de Makefile.am d'ici 20 min + + -- #videolan +% + im going to open a vlc fan club + and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users + + -- #videolan +% + any girls here with a webcam + + -- #videolan +% + 16K ChangeLog-1999 + 96K ChangeLog-2000 + 168K ChangeLog-2001 + 304K ChangeLog-2002 + 488K ChangeLog-2003 + conclusion: les dévs pipotent de plus en plus dans les messages de + commit + + -- #videolan +% +-!- kixx_ changed the topic of #videolan to: VLC 0.7.0 : + http://www.videolan.org/ | Fenrir ta cotiz ! + + -- #videolan +% + +< zorglub> vlc file1.mpg :start-time=300 :stop-time=420 --sout + file/ps:file2.mpg +< boggle> sgagers: use zorglubs command, it will copy the needed + timeslice to file2.mpeg +< sgagers> boggle: zorglubs is an utility of ffmpeg? + + -- #videolan +% + hello + any place where I can get golf videos ? + lol + are u serious? + fuk off +*** Signoff: Golf3r_1 ("Leaving") + + -- #videolan +% + and what's the news ? + Mac OS 10.2 and 10.3 support hopefully + Win98 maybe + haven't had any chance to test it ? + I need to send a new version to a tester + hire him meuuh :P + E-bola : we already did :p + ahhh + lol + + -- #videolan +% +*** Bond470 (n=3e30a4ee@krishna.via.ecp.fr) has joined channel #videolan + olas + ;) + dionoea ? + lisboa + e tu? + + -- #videolan +% + lol, fen is a la(i)mer + fen [n=laimar@217.167.236.61] + + -- #videolan +% + what is all the fortune.txt stuff? + some internal french joke? + lol + ohh chan quotes + wtf im in it lol + + -- #videolan +% + gibalou: y'a un doc quelque part qui explique un peu plus le format + real ou fen a fait le demux directement en lisant des dumps / le + demuxer de mplayer ? + zorglub: la meilleure doc c'est le code de mplayer/xine + c'est bien ce que je craignais :) + j'ai pas regardé xine ceci dit + c'est plus agréable à lire que mplayer + mouahaha + non rien. + ah bah si quand même + tu veux dire que les variables ont un nom qui reflète ce qu'elles + font ? + avoir des noms de variables qu'on peut prononcer nuit fortement à la + lisibilité car cela détourne l'attention du vrai code, constitué des + mots-clés du langage et des divers opérateurs + j'appelle mes variables Illl, lIll, lIlI, IllI, IlII, etc. + -- #videolan +% +20:47:12 < glspi> can you get rid of the wxwidgets interface and only show the + video somehow? +20:47:17 < zorglub> -I dummy +20:50:10 < glspi> -I didn't work btw, in windows at least +20:52:28 < glspi> i don't see it in interface/general either! ahhh :( +20:58:46 < glspi> ok i thought you were calling ME dummy, not saying use -I + dummy :p + -- #videolan +% +-!- Bond631 [n=548d9042@krishna.via.ecp.fr] has joined #videolan + hi + how to activate hotkeys? +-!- Bond631 [n=548d9042@krishna.via.ecp.fr] has quit [Client Quit] + I think Bond631 found the hotkey for quit + + -- #videolan +% +< dionoea> http://nightlies.videolan.org +< arakis> lol....sounds like a porn site!!! + + -- #videolan +% +-!- tumu [n=tumu@GYKMDCCCXXIX.dsl.saunalahti.fi] has quit ["~"] +* Dnumgis notes that tumu must be one of very few with dsl in their sauna + + -- #videolan +% + thedj: gibalou quits officially, or has he just generally + disappeared? + he's probably getting married or something even worse :( + + -- #videolan +% + kee-un: you need to slap zorglub + kee-un: oups no i'm telling a lie + xtophe: too late, I slapped him + xtophe: I'm sure he deserved it for something else anyway + + -- #videolan +% +VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread! + + -- http://forum.videolan.org/ +% +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: HTTP/1.1 200 OK +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8 +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Cache-Control: no-cache +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-Length: 25 +* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: -- +%