X-Git-Url: https://git.sesse.net/?a=blobdiff_plain;f=doc%2Ffortunes.txt;h=eebd558fda6216301ecbe851aa2d586d83b69012;hb=2ab8b2a08abfed59a51860209e53b7a380db4d51;hp=1bbff2b2d97791d8bedf6a8d693bacbdc7546c9f;hpb=33f60028115112d754c6cd32f4b0c76cab768b1d;p=vlc diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt index 1bbff2b2d9..eebd558fda 100644 --- a/doc/fortunes.txt +++ b/doc/fortunes.txt @@ -1,4 +1,3 @@ -% intf: added `--vout' to playlist intf: added `dummy' to playlist @@ -96,6 +95,50 @@ -- #videolan % + hehe : Open failed !: Success + + -- #videolan +% + vlc rulez + it dont work + what doesn't work ? + vlc rulez + + -- #videolan +% + What time is it (for you)? + 6:16 am + Are you a teacher or an student? + I'm a student + teacher are in bed right now + what are you doing in life ? + I am a teacher of Computer Science... + + -- #videolan +% + and you, do you have some movies in svcd format? + [...] + je lui ai envoye un cones.svcd + c'etait un lien vers /dev/zero + + -- #videolan +% +-!- Meuuh [www-data@brahma.via.ecp.fr] has joined #videolan + Meuuh! + Meuuh. + + -- #videolan +% + --filter distort:transform:distort rocks :) + hey, I don't have enough processing power for --filter + distort:transform:distort:transform:distort :( + + -- #videolan +% + c'est bon, Jérôme m'a envoyé le truc sans virus cette fois + + -- #videolan +% anyway, why should we care? as soon as we release libvlc, it'll be in the MPlayer CVS :) @@ -134,3 +177,468 @@ -- #videolan % +The VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as +the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone. + + -- Jack Valenti (president of the MPAA) on April 12, 1982 +% + then we need to update download.html + what do we still have ? + the mail, freshmeat, the videolan.org news + cvs tag + regression tests + bwaahahahahahAHAHAHA + mouhahaha + + -- #videolan +% + fils de p_aout + + -- #videolan +% + by the way i've never learnt the way to make figlets lool ... + /exec -o figlet -f small 'ali is so stupid !' + I'm not absolutely positive it was a good idea to teach her + it's like handing a rocket launcher to a 6yr old ... + + -- #videolan +% +<|sF|Vengance|> do u have any videos of porn u can send me? + + -- #videolan +% +-+- Ourumov [www-data@brahma.via.ecp.fr] has joined #videolan + hey anybody here know videolan ? +-*- SignOff: Ourumov (Client Quit) + + -- #videolan +% + mais truc[tres_grand] sur la pile ca me parait idiot :) + zBen_home - ou mais c'est truc[tout_petit] donc ca va + ah vi alors ca va + parceque meuh donnait un example avec un entier assez costaud + c'est parce qu'il etait pas content + + -- #videolan +% + meuuh: How's the 0.5 coming along? + ArkanumJ : about 5 seconds + meuuh: huh? its going to be released soon? + ArkanumJ : no, it works for five seconds, before crashing + + -- #videolan +% + BTW, the CVS version runs well on MacOS X, but the sound is a bit + broken. + ArkanumJ: sound is a bit broken everywhere I think + ArkanumJ: except the places where it is completly broken + + -- #videolan +% + what does vout_CreatePicture do? + asks for a picture to the video output thread + so it just returns the next picture to be displayed? + not necessarily the next + it's your duty to set its display date, afterwards + I'd even say, it is your destiny, Luke, to set its display date + + -- #videolan +% + When the first picture of the coded frame is a I-field picture, then the + second picture of the frame shall be either an I-field picture or a + P-field picture. If the second picture is a P-field picture then certain + restrictions apply, see 7.6.3.5. + yeah + Meuuh: not sure if you sound more like an mpeg guru or a blues + artist + like a cow, maybe ? + or something + + -- #videolan +% + a52old & wi11y? + + -- #videolan +% + bah oui tu peux faire de la doc sur n'importe quoi hein + je fais bien une doc développeur vlc + comme si y'avait des développeurs vlc à part sam et moi ! + + -- #videolan +% + pis comme ca je me tiens au courant de où va vlc :) + dans le mur ? + y'a sam qui rajoute du charbon, moi je m'agrippe au frein + + -- #videolan +% + $grut Dnumgis + Dnumgis: tiår ditt og nødhavn klikk ? + gally: og hva skulle det bety? + gally: what was that supposed to mean? + + -- #videolan +% + $grut + vekt yrer gøten øke utgjøre kan + sam: you're insane + someone have too much spare time + definitely + maybe they should do something useful instead + grunt grunt snort grumpf grumpf gra grunt uiigrumpf uiihiiii snort !! + + -- #videolan +% + mais putain de bordel de chiottes de bite à cul de merde de sa race + I think it may be a good thing that i don't understand that + sentence fully + + -- #videolan +% + I just burned an amb duron trying to compile vlc :( + is it my fault ? + no + unless you wrote blocks.c :) + actually, I did... + + -- #videolan +% + pleasehelp : are you trying with a dolby trailer ? + no... using windows + + -- #videolan +% + you want to be in a porn movie with me ? + are we well paid for doing that ? + ali : no but they say you take a lot of pleasure in that job + Meuuh: i know + + -- #videolan +% + I just listened through an entire ogg/vorbis file with vlc with no + audible problem whatsoever + but I don't get the time of the stream + gibalou: why don't I get the time? + because time does not exist + as Kant stated, our mind structures our perceptions so that we know a + priori that time is like a mathematical line, rendering time as a form + of conscious experience + Dnumgis: a few things are left to be implemented, like seeking, + stream length display, etc... + or you can listen to gibalou's dull explanation + + -- #videolan +% + Meuuh: rahh, p'in, t'as raison + je suis une merde... + axiome de videolan : j'ai *toujours* raison + + -- #videolan +% + ooooh + that's a pretty good idea + yeah, that's mine :) + + -- #videolan +% + at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to dance with me + do you think it means something ? + Probably that she finally found someone that was worse at dancing + than she + + -- #videolan +% + damn + why didn't you use LGPL? + why don't you use GPL? + + -- #videolan +% + dudes, you'll hate me again: bootstrap will now need an argument :) + sam: hate you already + sam: don't worry sam, we already hated you ;) + + -- #videolan +% + hi I've got some nice xxx videos, and I'd like to exchange with + anyone + + -- #videolan +% + nah you have zip with password protection + that's not classified as DRM + where does DRM start? + I don't know, but I know where it ends : at my doorstep + + -- #videolan +% + jlj: what did you do? + I was like watching a few of my DVDs using unauthorized software under + the evil GNU/Linux operating system, and then my computer was, like, + beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, and then, like, all my computers + were confiscated, and I was like, nnnn? ... It's kind of ... a bummer. + + -- #videolan +% + et de toute façon ca sert a rien de coder sur vlc, ils changent tout a + chaque fois entre le moment ou on commence a écrire sa première ligne + de code et celui où on écrit la deuxième + + -- #c00lz +% +<_broomy-> then ill download the OS + that's illegal +<_broomy-> yep everything is illegal +<_broomy-> i bet u do illegal shit aswell + + -- #videolan +% + tiens, j'ai une idee pour les gens qui se plaignent que le site web + est pas traduit en grec antique + a chacun qui se plaint, tu lui proposes de le faire. s'il demande + encore pourquoi videolan ne le fait pas, tu lui files l'email du + precedent en disant c'est parce qu'il ne l'a pas fait :) + + -- #videolan +% + KKI: I was merely joking, ignore me :) + it is generally a good idea to ignore sam + + -- #videolan +% + p_input->stream.pp_areas ça commence à 0 ou à 1 ? + aaaah /* We start from 1 here since the default area 0 is reserved for + video_ts.vob */ + si c pas du code de porc ça mon bon monsieur + mais alors l'area 0 elle sert à rien ou quoi ? :) + ben pour le vcd à rien du tout, si je me souviens bien + à ben voila ma piste qui disparaissait pour les cda... + + -- #videolan, du code de pro +% + someone is not releasing a p_vout object correctly + it's not me + i was not there this afternoon +* Meuuh looks in his pockets + + -- #videolan +% + seriously though, out of curiosity: why are people working on + VideoLAN? It can't be to keep us BeOS people happy ;-) + world domination + didn't you get the memo ? + + -- #videolan +% + kali: j'ai raté mon train ... + ben je voulais partir en belgique ce matin + sam : a cause de la greve ou tu te reveilles ? + mais ç'aurait été une mauvaise idée ... + vu qu'en fait c'est la semaine prochaine le fosdem ! + + -- #videolan +% + tiens au fait y a des mauvais signal handlers dans le vlc ;P + je crois qu'il n'y a pas de bons ou de mauvais signal handlers + Ipkiss: ah ? + si je devais résumer le vlc aujourd'hui... + c'est un effort commun de gens qui aiment, qui dansent l'opensource + qui chantent l'opensource + + -- #c00lz +% + do you actually have soundsticks ? + want to see an image to believe it ? + then you can debug the soundsticks support + + -- #videolan +% + gang_bang12.avi + sound is ok but I don't really care + + -- #videolan +% + sounds perfectly normal + ah + very wrong, but normal in vlc + + -- #videolan +% +*** Meuuh has changed the topic on channel #videolan to "NO, we do not know + how to access Italian pay TVs, so don't ask" +*** [MaDog] (MaDog@host41-156.pool80180.interbusiness.it) has joined channel + #videolan +<[MaDog]> c'è qualcuno ????????? + read the topic +<[MaDog]> :) +<[MaDog]> xcuse me +*** Signoff: [MaDog] (Client Quit) + + -- #videolan +% + is there any centralien alive ? + i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris + + -- #videolan +% + i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;) + their make mess you mean ? + + -- #videolan +% + cdemarco: you can try with "-I dummy" + You mean I should call my computer names!? + + -- #videolan +% + sh-2.03# reboot + Segmentation fault + that's not good + + -- #videolan +% + pour votre punition, ça sera un bootstrap chacun :P + c'est reparti pour 20 min + c'est reparti pour 3 x 20 min + c'est reparti pour une modif de Makefile.am d'ici 20 min + + -- #videolan +% + im going to open a vlc fan club + and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users + + -- #videolan +% + any girls here with a webcam + + -- #videolan +% + 16K ChangeLog-1999 + 96K ChangeLog-2000 + 168K ChangeLog-2001 + 304K ChangeLog-2002 + 488K ChangeLog-2003 + conclusion: les dévs pipotent de plus en plus dans les messages de + commit + + -- #videolan +% +-!- kixx_ changed the topic of #videolan to: VLC 0.7.0 : + http://www.videolan.org/ | Fenrir ta cotiz ! + + -- #videolan +% + +< zorglub> vlc file1.mpg :start-time=300 :stop-time=420 --sout + file/ps:file2.mpg +< boggle> sgagers: use zorglubs command, it will copy the needed + timeslice to file2.mpeg +< sgagers> boggle: zorglubs is an utility of ffmpeg? + + -- #videolan +% + hello + any place where I can get golf videos ? + lol + are u serious? + fuk off +*** Signoff: Golf3r_1 ("Leaving") + + -- #videolan +% + and what's the news ? + Mac OS 10.2 and 10.3 support hopefully + Win98 maybe + haven't had any chance to test it ? + I need to send a new version to a tester + hire him meuuh :P + E-bola : we already did :p + ahhh + lol + + -- #videolan +% +*** Bond470 (n=3e30a4ee@krishna.via.ecp.fr) has joined channel #videolan + olas + ;) + dionoea ? + lisboa + e tu? + + -- #videolan +% + lol, fen is a la(i)mer + fen [n=laimar@217.167.236.61] + + -- #videolan +% + what is all the fortune.txt stuff? + some internal french joke? + lol + ohh chan quotes + wtf im in it lol + + -- #videolan +% + gibalou: y'a un doc quelque part qui explique un peu plus le format + real ou fen a fait le demux directement en lisant des dumps / le + demuxer de mplayer ? + zorglub: la meilleure doc c'est le code de mplayer/xine + c'est bien ce que je craignais :) + j'ai pas regardé xine ceci dit + c'est plus agréable à lire que mplayer + mouahaha + non rien. + ah bah si quand même + tu veux dire que les variables ont un nom qui reflète ce qu'elles + font ? + avoir des noms de variables qu'on peut prononcer nuit fortement à la + lisibilité car cela détourne l'attention du vrai code, constitué des + mots-clés du langage et des divers opérateurs + j'appelle mes variables Illl, lIll, lIlI, IllI, IlII, etc. + -- #videolan +% +20:47:12 < glspi> can you get rid of the wxwidgets interface and only show the + video somehow? +20:47:17 < zorglub> -I dummy +20:50:10 < glspi> -I didn't work btw, in windows at least +20:52:28 < glspi> i don't see it in interface/general either! ahhh :( +20:58:46 < glspi> ok i thought you were calling ME dummy, not saying use -I + dummy :p + -- #videolan +% +-!- Bond631 [n=548d9042@krishna.via.ecp.fr] has joined #videolan + hi + how to activate hotkeys? +-!- Bond631 [n=548d9042@krishna.via.ecp.fr] has quit [Client Quit] + I think Bond631 found the hotkey for quit + + -- #videolan +% +< dionoea> http://nightlies.videolan.org +< arakis> lol....sounds like a porn site!!! + + -- #videolan +% +-!- tumu [n=tumu@GYKMDCCCXXIX.dsl.saunalahti.fi] has quit ["~"] +* Dnumgis notes that tumu must be one of very few with dsl in their sauna + + -- #videolan +% + thedj: gibalou quits officially, or has he just generally + disappeared? + he's probably getting married or something even worse :( + + -- #videolan +% + kee-un: you need to slap zorglub + kee-un: oups no i'm telling a lie + xtophe: too late, I slapped him + xtophe: I'm sure he deserved it for something else anyway + + -- #videolan +% +VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread! + + -- http://forum.videolan.org/ +%