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@@ -819,3 +819,45 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
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+<j-b> You don't have humour ?
+<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
+          expecting this movie to work
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
+< alesan> uff
+< alesan> see you tomorrow
+< alesan> :(
+-!- alesan [n=alesan@***.telecomitalia.it] has quit
+< dionoea> poor guy ...
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< d_anny> do u guys know how to remove cygwin
+< j-b> d_anny: suicide
+< d_anny> j-b: suicide , a command in cygwin ?
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<jkernsjr> guys..thats what I get when I try to run vlc as root
+<thresh> vlc -I dummy
+<jkernsjr> thanks for calling me dummy
+<jkernsjr> makes me feel warm and fuzzy
+<thresh> n/p
+<Meuuh> sorry, this is already in the fortunes
+<jkernsjr> still won't start
+<jkernsjr> and now I see dummy is one of the options
+<thresh> :)
+<jkernsjr> I really thought you were calling me dummy..sorry
+<Meuuh> ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille?
+< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi
+< dionoea> kewl :)
+< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ?
+< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux
+  -- #vd
+%
+<kdubois> vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too?
+<thresh> yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me
+ -- #videolan
+%