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@@ -782,3 +782,82 @@ Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember la
                  exemple
 <spaceman_spiff> "regarde il fait planter mon vlc"
 %
+< funman> {1} Active Tickets (490 matches)
+< funman> i disconnect before 500 is reached
+-!- FoX_ [i=FoX@nat/ecp/x-1a0545f92a4d3c50] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
+-!- zorglub [i=zorglub@nat/ecp/x-61892e92340285ff] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
+-!- bigben [i=bigben@nat/ecp/x-1e86f79de0c1cdc9] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
+-!- ipkiss [i=ipkiss@nat/ecp/x-31e3605240c16dc6] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
+-!- Dimar [i=Dimar@nat/ecp/x-d24991bac9f169c9] has quit [Remote closed the connection]
+< whyz> were those your fakenicks funman?
+< funman> i hit the wrong button sorry
+< whyz> :O
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< Mr_Mirsal> ./bootstrap
+< StFS> trying that now
+< StFS> damn this takes long. :-/
+< thresh> good things always take long time
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< Mr_Mirsal> Oh, btw, I request a fortunes.txt update...
+< thresh> Mr_Mirsal: commit !
+< Mr_Mirsal> thresh: Eh ! I can't.
+< thresh> and i don't want to be a developer who only develops fortunes! :)
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Quovodis> ivoire: ?
+<ivoire> Quovodis: sorry
+<ivoire> my parents push me out of the computer :(
+  -- #videolan
+%
+VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
+  -- courmisch
+%
+<Meuuh> no one reads my documentation
+<Dnumgis> Meuuh: they see your name on it and naturally assume it must be out
+          dated
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<j-b> You don't have humour ?
+<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
+          expecting this movie to work
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
+< alesan> uff
+< alesan> see you tomorrow
+< alesan> :(
+-!- alesan [n=alesan@***.telecomitalia.it] has quit
+< dionoea> poor guy ...
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< d_anny> do u guys know how to remove cygwin
+< j-b> d_anny: suicide
+< d_anny> j-b: suicide , a command in cygwin ?
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<jkernsjr> guys..thats what I get when I try to run vlc as root
+<thresh> vlc -I dummy
+<jkernsjr> thanks for calling me dummy
+<jkernsjr> makes me feel warm and fuzzy
+<thresh> n/p
+<Meuuh> sorry, this is already in the fortunes
+<jkernsjr> still won't start
+<jkernsjr> and now I see dummy is one of the options
+<thresh> :)
+<jkernsjr> I really thought you were calling me dummy..sorry
+<Meuuh> ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille?
+< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi
+< dionoea> kewl :)
+< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ?
+< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux
+  -- #vd
+%
+<kdubois> vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too?
+<thresh> yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me
+ -- #videolan
+%