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@@ -950,4 +950,20 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
 < ILEoo> you smoked some capacitors from your motherboard? they're full of vitamins
  -- #videolan, one _morning_
 %
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+< mru> documentation only attracts users too stupid to rtfs
+ -- #videolan, speaking of documentation
+%
+"As already stated several times, libfluidsynth leaks memory like a Fukushima
+reactor leaks ionizing radiations."
+ -- courmisch, on forum.videolan.org
+%
+< courmisch> aww, I had a genius idea, and then I figured out it did not work
+ -- #videolan, maybe an evil plan?!?
+%
+< linkfanel> what am i supposed to mean?
+< mru> that is a very good question
+ -- #videolan, sunday philosophy
+%
+< jesuitx> consider unblocking safari. mac users are people too.
+ -- #videolan, it's a conspiracy!
+%