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@@ -794,3 +794,98 @@ Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember la
 < whyz> :O
   -- #videolan
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+< Mr_Mirsal> ./bootstrap
+< StFS> trying that now
+< StFS> damn this takes long. :-/
+< thresh> good things always take long time
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< Mr_Mirsal> Oh, btw, I request a fortunes.txt update...
+< thresh> Mr_Mirsal: commit !
+< Mr_Mirsal> thresh: Eh ! I can't.
+< thresh> and i don't want to be a developer who only develops fortunes! :)
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Quovodis> ivoire: ?
+<ivoire> Quovodis: sorry
+<ivoire> my parents push me out of the computer :(
+  -- #videolan
+%
+VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
+  -- courmisch
+%
+<Meuuh> no one reads my documentation
+<Dnumgis> Meuuh: they see your name on it and naturally assume it must be out
+          dated
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<j-b> You don't have humour ?
+<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
+          expecting this movie to work
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
+< alesan> uff
+< alesan> see you tomorrow
+< alesan> :(
+-!- alesan [n=alesan@***.telecomitalia.it] has quit
+< dionoea> poor guy ...
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< d_anny> do u guys know how to remove cygwin
+< j-b> d_anny: suicide
+< d_anny> j-b: suicide , a command in cygwin ?
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<jkernsjr> guys..thats what I get when I try to run vlc as root
+<thresh> vlc -I dummy
+<jkernsjr> thanks for calling me dummy
+<jkernsjr> makes me feel warm and fuzzy
+<thresh> n/p
+<Meuuh> sorry, this is already in the fortunes
+<jkernsjr> still won't start
+<jkernsjr> and now I see dummy is one of the options
+<thresh> :)
+<jkernsjr> I really thought you were calling me dummy..sorry
+<Meuuh> ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille?
+< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi
+< dionoea> kewl :)
+< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ?
+< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux
+  -- #vd
+%
+<kdubois> vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too?
+<thresh> yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc
+< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke
+< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI
+< sam> because I know you like positive feedback
+< ivoire> mouarf
+< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback
+< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider
+< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can
+< ivoire> -x+w
+< sam> I see homosexuality as positive
+< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales
+< thedj> LMAO
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4...
+< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player
+%
+< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack.
+< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;)
+< thedj> that's one way :D
+< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha
+< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive
+< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites
+< sam> I saw that
+< thresh> wasnt me
+< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really
+ -- #videolan
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