-- #videolan
%
-<sam> CHRISTIAN
-<sam> MARILLAT
-<sam> IS
-<sam> A
-<sam> COMPLETE
-<sam> ____ ___ ____ _ ___ _ _____ _ ____ _
-<sam> | _ \_ _/ ___| |/ / | | | ____| / \ | _ \ | |
-<sam> | | | | | | | ' /| |_| | _| / _ \ | | | | | |
-<sam> | |_| | | |___| . \| _ | |___ / ___ \| |_| | |_|
-<sam> |____/___\____|_|\_\_| |_|_____/_/ \_\____/ (_)
-<sam>
-
- -- #videolan
-%
<bozo> you really shouldn't have touched a computer when you were a little boy
<stef> _it_ came to me
< whyz> :O
-- #videolan
%
+< Mr_Mirsal> ./bootstrap
+< StFS> trying that now
+< StFS> damn this takes long. :-/
+< thresh> good things always take long time
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< Mr_Mirsal> Oh, btw, I request a fortunes.txt update...
+< thresh> Mr_Mirsal: commit !
+< Mr_Mirsal> thresh: Eh ! I can't.
+< thresh> and i don't want to be a developer who only develops fortunes! :)
+ -- #videolan
+%
+<Quovodis> ivoire: ?
+<ivoire> Quovodis: sorry
+<ivoire> my parents push me out of the computer :(
+ -- #videolan
+%
+VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
+ -- courmisch
+%
+<Meuuh> no one reads my documentation
+<Dnumgis> Meuuh: they see your name on it and naturally assume it must be out
+ dated
+ -- #videolan
+%
+<j-b> You don't have humour ?
+<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
+ expecting this movie to work
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
+< alesan> uff
+< alesan> see you tomorrow
+< alesan> :(
+-!- alesan [n=alesan@***.telecomitalia.it] has quit
+< dionoea> poor guy ...
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< d_anny> do u guys know how to remove cygwin
+< j-b> d_anny: suicide
+< d_anny> j-b: suicide , a command in cygwin ?
+ -- #videolan
+%
+<jkernsjr> guys..thats what I get when I try to run vlc as root
+<thresh> vlc -I dummy
+<jkernsjr> thanks for calling me dummy
+<jkernsjr> makes me feel warm and fuzzy
+<thresh> n/p
+<Meuuh> sorry, this is already in the fortunes
+<jkernsjr> still won't start
+<jkernsjr> and now I see dummy is one of the options
+<thresh> :)
+<jkernsjr> I really thought you were calling me dummy..sorry
+<Meuuh> ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille?
+< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi
+< dionoea> kewl :)
+< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ?
+< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux
+ -- #vd
+%
+<kdubois> vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too?
+<thresh> yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc
+< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke
+< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI
+< sam> because I know you like positive feedback
+< ivoire> mouarf
+< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback
+< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider
+< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can
+< ivoire> -x+w
+< sam> I see homosexuality as positive
+< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales
+< thedj> LMAO
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4...
+< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player
+%
+< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack.
+< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;)
+< thedj> that's one way :D
+< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha
+< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive
+< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites
+< sam> I saw that
+< thresh> wasnt me
+< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him?
+< j-b> at work?
+< xtophe> without internet
+< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces...
+< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien
+< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual
+< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens???
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< thedj> lloyd: i'd use CSA, simple and no nonsense.
+< lloyd> i like simple and no nonsense.. like us brits.. not overly dramatic or noisy..
+< j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit?
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon
+< TypX> buy better condoms
+< gatty> o_O
+< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber
+< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber
+< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though
+< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant?
+< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava?
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< funman> some program for fun
+< funman> some program for profit
+< funman> i program for beers
+< funman> gtg
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< xand_> guys how can i force ffplay to use avcodec ?
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< nefrir> btw, anyone *really* opposed to temporary (1 month at most) breakage of video splitter (wall, clone, panoramix) and some vout filters (ie some mode of deinterlacing, opencv, autocrop) in master ?
+< j-b> NO
+< j-b> nefrir: seriously, if people care, they can branch
+< Dark_Shikari> isn't this what local branches are for?
+< j-b> Dark_Shikari: indeed. But you could consider master as nefrir 's local branch :)
+< Dark_Shikari> lol
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< pk> vlc should be recorded in guiness book of world records for command line options
+ -- #videolan
+%
+<xxcv> (wrong == right is still wrong right ?)
+ -- #videolan, Raffarin-attitude
+%
+< funman> is starcraft 1 better than starcraft 2, or much better than starcraft 2?
+< TypX> never tried the first one
+< funman> fuck you then
+< funman> the man who never played starcraft 1 is a virgin!
+< TypX> I'd say the man who is still playing starcraft 1 is still a virgin
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< sam> is there still a way to force the video decoder used by VLC? --codec no longer exists
+< mru> there's always butterflies
+< j-b> sam: --codec avcodec,none still works and exists
+< linkfanel> maybe sam is one branch ahead of us
+< j-b> very likely
+< xxcv> vlc-1.3 ?
+< ILEoo> vlc 2.0
+< ILEoo> like web 2.0
+< mru> someone is rewriting vlc in javascript?
+
+< sam> duh!
+< sam> j-b: you're right, I don't know what I smoked
+< mru> must've been good though, care to share it?
+< ILEoo> sam: hope you didn't smoke it all allready?
+< j-b> sam: I hope you could tell me what you smoked
+< sam> as a matter of fact, I know exactly what I smoked
+< sam> but it's not that good
+< linkfanel> you remember? i guess you didn't smoke enough of it
+< ILEoo> you smoked some capacitors from your motherboard? they're full of vitamins
+ -- #videolan, one _morning_
+%
+< mru> documentation only attracts users too stupid to rtfs
+ -- #videolan, speaking of documentation
+%
+"As already stated several times, libfluidsynth leaks memory like a Fukushima
+reactor leaks ionizing radiations."
+ -- courmisch, on forum.videolan.org
+%
+< courmisch> aww, I had a genius idea, and then I figured out it did not work
+ -- #videolan, maybe an evil plan?!?
+%
+< linkfanel> what am i supposed to mean?
+< mru> that is a very good question
+ -- #videolan, sunday philosophy
+%
+< jesuitx> consider unblocking safari. mac users are people too.
+ -- #videolan, it's a conspiracy!
+%
+< edwardw> ENOSAMPLES
+< j-b> edwardw: https://people.xiph.org/~tterribe/opus/multichannel/test-1-mono.opus
+< j-b> ENOEXCUSE
+< edwardw> Excuse e = new Excuse();
+< edwardw> e.useOn(j-b);
+< mru> argument-oriented programming?
+< mru> where functions are called demands, variables claims, and errors excuses
+< edwardw> j-b: "centred"
+< funman> try { edward.fixit(); }
+< funman> catch { jb.fixit(); }
+< mru> !jb
+< Hector4212> Fix it!
+< edwardw> finally { funman.runAway() }
+< TypX> finally { featureit(); }
+ -- #videolan
+%
+< courmisch> OSS needs an open device to enumerate devices.
+< courmisch> Because whenever something does not make sense, OSS does it.
+< courmisch> For further informations, refer to the chicken-and-egg problem.
+< funman> you never had to do with the french administration did you? :P
+< courmisch> no but the Finnish immigration process:
+< courmisch> work contract needs tax card
+< courmisch> tax card need residence registration
+< courmisch> residence registration needs work contract
+ -- #videolan, or why OSS is worse than Government administrations
+%
+< j-b> funman patch rejected; /me is afraid
+< TypX> well funman isn't really a good coder anyway
+ * j-b slaps TypX
+< TypX> oh yes
+< TypX> again
+ * funman craps TypX
+< TypX> I don't hate you
+< funman> that might be the most beautiful thing i was ever told <3
+ -- #videolan, BDSM and Litote
+%
+<etix> Who's Barack Obama on the etherpad?
+<TypX> etix: the president of the USA
+<No_se> etix: You really should have heard of him
+<etix> Yeah of course
+ -- #videolan, unexpected attendee to technical discussions at VDD13
+%
+< tmatth> cowboys and endianess
+< tmatth> flac over telegraph
+ -- #videolan, remembering good old times
+%
+<+courmisch> elenril: there are three types of OSes: Windows, those
+ with pthreads, and the useless ones
+ -- IRC, trol^Wdebating on mobile OSes
+%
+ -!- courmisch is now known as EvilCourmisch
+< cone-129> vlc.git Rémi Denis-Courmont NEWS configure.ac
+ modules/logger/Makefile.am modules/logger/journal.c:
+ journal: add native logger module for the SystemD Journal
+< EvilCourmisch> muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
+ -- IRC, we're loosing Rémi!
+%
+
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