* ALL: WinCE compilation fixes (mostly nonexistent headers). A lot of

[vlc] / doc / fortunes.txt

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@@ -321,3 +321,49 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
 
   -- #videolan
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+<Meuuh> you want to be in a porn movie with me ?
+<ali> are we well paid for doing that ?
+<Meuuh> ali : no but they say you take a lot of pleasure in that job
+<ali> Meuuh: i know
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Dnumgis> I just listened through an entire ogg/vorbis file with vlc with no
+          audible problem whatsoever
+<Dnumgis> but I don't get the time of the stream
+<Dnumgis> gibalou: why don't I get the time?
+<sam> because time does not exist
+<sam> as Kant stated, our mind structures our perceptions so that we know a 
+      priori that time is like a mathematical line, rendering time as a form 
+      of conscious experience
+<gibalou> Dnumgis: a few things are left to be implemented, like seeking, 
+          stream length display, etc...
+<sam> or you can listen to gibalou's dull explanation
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<alexis> Meuuh: rahh, p'in, t'as raison
+<alexis> je suis une merde...
+<Meuuh> axiome de videolan : j'ai *toujours* raison
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<phun> ooooh
+<phun> that's a pretty good idea
+<Meuuh> yeah, that's mine :)
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Meuuh> at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to          dance with me
+<Meuuh> do you think it means something ?
+<Dnumgis> Probably that she finally found someone that was worse at dancing 
+          than she
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<hal_3k> damn
+<hal_3k> why didn't you use LGPL?
+<sam> why don't you use GPL?
+
+  -- #videolan
+%