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@@ -811,3 +811,24 @@ Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember la
 <ivoire> my parents push me out of the computer :(
   -- #videolan
 %
+VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
+  -- courmisch
+%
+<Meuuh> no one reads my documentation
+<Dnumgis> Meuuh: they see your name on it and naturally assume it must be out
+          dated
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<j-b> You don't have humour ?
+<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
+          expecting this movie to work
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
+< alesan> uff
+< alesan> see you tomorrow
+< alesan> :(
+-!- alesan [n=alesan@***.telecomitalia.it] has quit
+< dionoea> poor guy ...
+  -- #videolan
+%