* Prefer the playlist demuxer over the m3u one

[vlc] / doc / fortunes.txt

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@@ -464,3 +464,85 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
 
   -- #videolan
 %
+*** Meuuh has changed the topic on channel #videolan to "NO, we do not know
+    how to access Italian pay TVs, so don't ask"
+*** [MaDog] (MaDog@host41-156.pool80180.interbusiness.it) has joined channel
+    #videolan
+<[MaDog]> c'è qualcuno ?????????
+<Meuuh> read the topic
+<[MaDog]> :)
+<[MaDog]> xcuse me
+*** Signoff: [MaDog] (Client Quit)
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Xtophe> is there any centralien alive ?
+<thedj> i hope so. haven't heard a thing about a nuke explosion in Paris
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<thedj> i don't trust ffmpeg's make process ;)
+<gibalou> their make mess you mean ?
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<alexis> cdemarco: you can try with "-I dummy"
+<cdemarco> You mean I should call my computer names!?
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<JediMaster> sh-2.03# reboot
+<JediMaster> Segmentation fault
+<JediMaster> that's not good
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<sam> pour votre punition, ça sera un bootstrap chacun :P
+<titer> c'est reparti pour 20 min
+<gibalou> c'est reparti pour 3 x 20 min
+<sam> c'est reparti pour une modif de Makefile.am d'ici 20 min
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Purge> im going to open a vlc fan club
+<Purge> and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<maleki> any girls here with a webcam
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<sam> 16K     ChangeLog-1999
+<sam> 96K     ChangeLog-2000
+<sam> 168K    ChangeLog-2001
+<sam> 304K    ChangeLog-2002
+<sam> 488K    ChangeLog-2003
+<zorglub> conclusion: les dévs pipotent de plus en plus dans les messages de
+          commit
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+-!- kixx_ changed the topic of #videolan to: VLC 0.7.0 :
+          http://www.videolan.org/ | Fenrir ta cotiz !
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+
+< zorglub> vlc file1.mpg :start-time=300 :stop-time=420 --sout 
+                    file/ps:file2.mpg
+< boggle> sgagers: use zorglubs command, it will copy the needed 
+                   timeslice to file2.mpeg
+< sgagers> boggle: zorglubs is an utility of ffmpeg?
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Golf3r_1> hello
+<Golf3r_1> any place where I can get golf videos ?
+<E-bola> lol
+<E-bola> are u serious?
+<Golf3r_1> fuk off
+*** Signoff: Golf3r_1 ("Leaving")
+
+  -- #videolan
+%