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[vlc] / doc / fortunes.txt

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@@ -341,7 +341,8 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
 
   -- #videolan
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-<Meuuh> at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to          dance with me
+<Meuuh> at the salsa lesson tonight, a girl told me that she was very happy to  
+        dance with me
 <Meuuh> do you think it means something ?
 <Dnumgis> Probably that she finally found someone that was worse at dancing 
           than she
@@ -642,3 +643,53 @@ VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
 
  -- http://forum.videolan.org/
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+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Cache-Control: no-cache
+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-Length: 25
+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: --
+%
+<Meuuh> sam : could you delete FK_ from the access list ?
+<sam> sure, why?
+<Meuuh> he's now known as feepk
+<sam> ah, ok
+<sam> I thought he was banned for sending a patch to mplayer
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< Dnumgis> Meuuh: munhoney is writing some fec system based on vlc
+< Meuuh> Dnumgis : a fuck system ? I may be interested !
+< Dnumgis> Meuuh: still single? :)
+< Meuuh> Dnumgis : and always will be
+  -- #videolan
+%
+* kinema loves VideoLAN.
+< kinema> and it's developers
+< funman> what is your sex ? ( i may be interested )
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< thedj> mmm.
+< thedj> (*&$%$!**%!)%#@!*O*%#@!
+< thedj> this pisses me of
+< dionoea> is that perl ? :)
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Dnumgis_> xtophe: look at it this way:
+<Dnumgis_> solve some bounties involving vlc and earn some extra money
+<Dnumgis_> use this money and your natural charm to get a girlfriend
+<Dnumgis_> make sure Meuuh sees it
+<Dnumgis_> Meuuh would become horribly jealous and try to repeat your trick
+           with great vigor and solve all remaining bugs with vlc
+<Dnumgis_> and the (vlc)world becomes a better place
+<j-b> Dnumgis_: do you have a girlfriend ?
+<Dnumgis_> j-b: not at the moment, no
+<j-b> Dnumgis_: so why don't you try this technick ?
+<Dnumgis_> j-b: I don't live close enough to Meuuh 
+<E-bola> thats some good norwegian reasoning
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Meuuh> of course when using sout-ts-es-id-pid you can't have any stream with
+        an id < 16
+<Meuuh> so use fake-id=68 or whatever
+<Dnumgis> it's illegal to use fake id
+  -- #videolan
+%