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[vlc] / doc / fortunes.txt

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@@ -615,3 +615,36 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
 
   -- #videolan
 %
+< dionoea> http://nightlies.videolan.org
+< arakis> lol....sounds like a porn site!!!
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+-!- tumu [n=tumu@GYKMDCCCXXIX.dsl.saunalahti.fi] has quit ["~"]
+* Dnumgis notes that tumu must be one of very few with dsl in their sauna
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<Dnumgis> thedj: gibalou quits officially, or has he just generally
+          disappeared?
+<sam> he's probably getting married or something even worse :(
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<xtophe> kee-un: you need to slap zorglub
+<xtophe> kee-un: oups no i'm telling a lie
+<kee-un> xtophe: too late, I slapped him
+<kee-un> xtophe: I'm sure he deserved it for something else anyway
+
+  -- #videolan
+%
+VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
+
+ -- http://forum.videolan.org/
+%
+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-type: text/html; charset=UTF-8
+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Cache-Control: no-cache
+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: Content-Length: 25
+* E-bola is bouncing up and down while enjoying: --
+%