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[vlc] / doc / fortunes.txt

diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt
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@@ -678,7 +678,7 @@ VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
 <Dnumgis_> use this money and your natural charm to get a girlfriend
 <Dnumgis_> make sure Meuuh sees it
 <Dnumgis_> Meuuh would become horribly jealous and try to repeat your trick
-           with great vigor and solv all remaining bugs with vlc
+           with great vigor and solve all remaining bugs with vlc
 <Dnumgis_> and the (vlc)world becomes a better place
 <j-b> Dnumgis_: do you have a girlfriend ?
 <Dnumgis_> j-b: not at the moment, no
@@ -687,3 +687,50 @@ VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
 <E-bola> thats some good norwegian reasoning
   -- #videolan
 %
+<Meuuh> of course when using sout-ts-es-id-pid you can't have any stream with
+        an id < 16
+<Meuuh> so use fake-id=68 or whatever
+<Dnumgis> it's illegal to use fake id
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< thedj> i need a girlfriend. that would make it so much easier not to do VLC :D
+< j-b> thedj: how old are you ?
+< j-b> thedj: you can buy cheap in Russia... :D Ask thresh 
+< thedj> lol
+< thedj> haha. i'm rereading my line and it gets funier :D
+< thedj> not to DO vlc :D
+< thedj> i'd DO my girlfriend instead ..
+< j-b> if you get one, could you get one for Meuuh
+< thedj> yes. i see about bulk discount for the vlc devs :D
+  -- #videolan, one night, late, 0.8.6-test2 is just out...
+%
+< j-b> my mother is desperate because she thinks I am gay, because I haven't presented my gfs...
+< thedj> j-b: i know the feeling
+< LordRPI> my mother gets upset if I tell her I'm at a bar without a girl
+< thedj> haha
+< thedj> LordRPI: she fears you will turn into a lonely drunk 
+< thedj> roaming the city at night looking for a place to stay :D
+< tumu> lonely drunk is good
+  -- #videolan, same night, 4:38 am
+ %
+Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember last time i saw a woman
+< funman> :o(
+< Meuuh> to good to miss
+< funman> Meuuh: i was lying i live with my mother
+< Meuuh> a mother is not generally considered a woman
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<olsen_> hi, how can i adjust the brightness?
+<Dnumgis> olsen_: usually there is a nob on your monitor
+  -- #videolan
+%
+< Jastr> is there a way to see the rtp stream before it hits darwin?
+< Dnumgis> Jastr: the rtp stream is a ninja assasin, you never see it
+                 before it hits
+  -- #videolan
+%
+<zigovr3> what is atsc ?
+<xtophe> like dvb but in america
+<xtophe> with packet measured in inches instead of mm
+  -- #videolan
+%