Let's go on with the "women enslaving men" category.

diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt
index d88c65b77268e8a10dd61d5b5533318b2c7ff2ae..c670e495a3d99d605b497e23f8ce4cb99128ef4b 100644 (file)
--- a/doc/fortunes.txt
+++ b/doc/fortunes.txt
@@ -824,3 +824,10 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
           expecting this movie to work
   -- #videolan
 %
+< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
+< alesan> uff
+< alesan> see you tomorrow
+< alesan> :(
+< dionoea> poor guy ...
+  -- #videolan
+%