Doing Meuuh's work :p

diff --git a/doc/fortunes.txt b/doc/fortunes.txt
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--- a/doc/fortunes.txt
+++ b/doc/fortunes.txt
@@ -889,3 +889,12 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
 < thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really
  -- #videolan
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+< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him?
+< j-b> at work?
+< xtophe> without internet
+< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces...
+< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien
+< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual
+< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens???
+ -- #videolan
+%