Fortunes...

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@@ -889,3 +889,14 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
 < j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit?
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+< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon
+< TypX> buy better condoms
+< gatty> o_O
+< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber
+< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber
+< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though
+< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant?
+< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava?
+ -- #videolan
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